THE DAILY TIMES

The Extra-Terrestrial Sighting, Deemed "THE ARBOREAL ABOMINATION" By Locals, May Be Responsible For Two Missing Hikers

On August 29th, 19■■, a car was discovered by a group of hikers. Deep in the ▮▮▮▮▮ forest, the car seemed to have crashed into ″seemingly nothing″ but was damaged on all sides. Passengers were nowhere to be found.
When one of the hikers approached the abandoned vehicle, the inside was overgrown with odd shrubs that were described as ″Extra-Terrestrial″. The witness states they had fainted after the contact. The group of hikers left the area after seeing an ″inhuman″ figure approaching. One reported that their compasses began to break, they all felt dizzy, and they were unsure how to leave the forest after going off-trail. It was thanks to some tire tracks left behind that they found their way back to the trail. It wasn‵t until they left that they realized they had walked almost 10 miles to the vehicle. None of them were able to answer why they began to walk off-trail, into the forest in the first place.
Local investigators ran the license plate of the vehicle after being guided to the site, and discovered it belonged to two men, ▮▮▮▮ and ▮▮▮▮▮▮, who were reported missing just two months prior.
More anonymous reports came in from the surrounding county, and a family said they saw what they can only describe as a ″UFO″ hovering around the park, 2 months before this incident. Authorities are investigating all three of these events as being related.